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DOWNTOWN GILBERT .com 

It was a decent gig… 

Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter. 

Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.

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DISCOVER THE LOST ARCADE OF DOWNTOWN GILBERT

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A Public Service Announcement

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It was a decent gig… 

Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter. 

Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.

KOOLNESSES 

Captain Cutaneum reminds you:

What if rock 'n' roll were a place?

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"Your epidermis is showing..."




Unbelievable though it may seem, Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85 (a sometimes-open-for-business, time-portal-dependent, retrocade experience) is a full-on, for-real, 1985 video game arcade. Joust, Spy Hunter, Tempest, Paperboy, Gravitar, Track&Field, tron, Punch-Out, Gauntlet, Sinistar... 

Built in 1985, this place was an arcade back in the day. As with all the arcades of it's era, however, it eventually faded away. Meanwhile, with a crazed zombie-like staying power of the undead and the aid of an unusual time portal, the facility comes back to life on occasion: just to show us what's what. 

Free admission; put a quarter into the machine and you play. 

The Catch: the rascally time portal to this arcade is rarely open.  Visit
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