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It was a decent gig…
Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter.
Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.
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KOMEDY KORNER
DISCOVER THE LOST ARCADE OF DOWNTOWN GILBERT
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A Public Service Announcement
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It was a decent gig…
Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter.
Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.
KOOLNESSES
Captain Cutaneum reminds you:
What if rock 'n' roll were a place?
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"Your epidermis is showing..."
Unbelievable though it may seem, Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85 (a sometimes-open-for-business, time-portal-dependent, retrocade experience) is a full-on, for-real, 1985 video game arcade. Joust, Spy Hunter, Tempest, Paperboy, Gravitar, Track&Field, tron, Punch-Out, Gauntlet...
Built in 1985, this place was an arcade back in the day. Now, with the aid of an unusual time portal, the facility comes back to life on occasion: just to show us what's what.
Free admission; put a quarter into the machine and you play.
The Catch: the rascally time portal to the arcade opens only a few nights per year. Email the Captain's laboratory team to receive updates.
Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85
660 N. Gilbert Rd.
Gilbert, AZ 85234
Protect your skin from sun damage.
DowntownNews
Wildcats team up with Park University to retake territorial cup
August 30, 2020
Gilbert, AZ - The University of Arizona, located in the windswept provincial outpost of Tucson, Pima County, Arizona, has placed signage at Park University Gilbert in downtown Gilbert. How this will impact the struggling Wildcat football program is undetermined.
Reliable sources tell DowntownGilbert.com that the University of Arizona has lost the last three annual "duels in the desert" against football rival Arizona State University. The fact that the U of A has now been compelled to "fear the fork" three years in a row creates an unusual dynamic for the new arrangement with Park University Gilbert, an institution not known for football acumen. While the senior class at the University of Arizona faces the prospect of soon graduating without having experienced a football win against the Sun Devils, the unusual move by the administration in the Old Pueblo to establish a Gilbert satellite with questionable football advantages is at best controversial.