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It was a decent gig… 

Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter. 

Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.

DISCOVER THE LOST ARCADE OF DOWNTOWN GILBERT



Unbelievable though it may seem, Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85 (a sometimes-open-for-business, time-portal-dependent, retrocade experience) is a full-on, for-real, 1985 video game arcade. Joust, Spy Hunter, Tempest, Paperboy, Gravitar, Track&Field, tron, Punch-Out, Gauntlet... 

Built in 1985, this place was an arcade back in the day. Now, with the aid of an unusual time portal, the facility comes back to life on occasion: just to show us what's what. 

Free admission; put a quarter into the machine and you play. 

The Catch: the rascally time portal to the arcade opens only a few nights per year. Email the Captain's laboratory team to receive updates.
 


Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

660 N. Gilbert Rd.

Gilbert, AZ 85234

Protect your skin from sun damage.

480.632.6363

302 N. GILBERT ROAD


HOURS:
MON-THURS | 11AM - 11PM
FRI | 11AM - 12AM*
SAT | 9AM -12AM*
SUN | 9AM -10PM
*Kitchen open until 11pm

​POSTINO

Located in downtown Gilbert, Postino is a popular restaurant.

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Captain Cutaneum reminds you:

"Your epidermis is showing..."

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What if rock 'n' roll were a place?

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KOOLNESSES 

KOMEDY KORNER

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It was a decent gig… 

Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter. 

Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.

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