DOWNTOWN GILBERT .com 

DOWNTOWN GILBERT .com 

It was a decent gig… 

Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter. 

Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.

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Captain Cutaneum

DISCOVER THE LOST ARCADE OF DOWNTOWN GILBERT

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A Public Service Announcement

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It was a decent gig… 

Rocklantia, a novel by Ruskin R Lines III, portrays a futuristic, rock ‘n’ roll nation-state in the throes of upheaval. The threat of civil war looms as the Ministry of Song prepares to crush an insurrection in Metalopolis. Making matters worse, Rocklantia’s new president is widely believed to be an imposter. 

Join Riff, a surf-rock guitarist from the coast, and Bubblegum, a pop-rock drummer from Popterra, as they race across the rock-and-roll landscape in pursuit of a lost relic that may save their country.

KOOLNESSES 

Captain Cutaneum reminds you:

What if rock 'n' roll were a place?

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"Your epidermis is showing..."



Unbelievable though it may seem, Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85 (a sometimes-open-for-business, time-portal-dependent, retrocade experience) is a full-on, for-real, 1985 video game arcade. Joust, Spy Hunter, Tempest, Paperboy, Gravitar, Track&Field, tron, Punch-Out, Gauntlet... 

Built in 1985, this place was an arcade back in the day. Now, with the aid of an unusual time portal, the facility comes back to life on occasion: just to show us what's what. 

Free admission; put a quarter into the machine and you play. 

The Catch: the rascally time portal to the arcade opens only a few nights per year. Email the Captain's laboratory team to receive updates.
 


Captain Cutaneum's ARCADE '85

660 N. Gilbert Rd.

Gilbert, AZ 85234

Protect your skin from sun damage.

Queen Creek quarterback Forrest Lines

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Forrest Lines

​Run, Forrest, Run: an NFL-size quarterback at Queen Creek High​​

quarterback Forrest Lines plays for Queen Creek High school

September 5, 2020


Queen Creek, AZ -  At 6' 5," 230 lbs, 17-year-old senior Forrest Lines is already bigger than most NFL quarterbacks.

As a large-stature QB with frosh and JV teams during his first two years at Gilbert High, Lines would often hear fans gleefully shout, "Run, Forrest, run!" Later, as a junior, he completely missed the 2019 season with a knee meniscus repair. As such, he has yet to experience his first varsity snap. 

Now playing for Queen Creek High, Lines offers a new dimension to the Bulldogs QB depth chart, which already features returning starter Devin Brown, a junior who has more than ten NCAA div I offers. 

Coached by Joe Germaine, a former Ohio State and NFL quarterback, Queen Creek is currently #2 in the MaxPreps Arizona preseason rankings  behind perennial powerhouse Chandler High. 

Lines looks forward to this football season with QCHS, scheduled to open Friday, Oct 2nd at Perry High. "The coaches and players at Queen Creek have made it a great experience so far," says Lines. "This team is really talented. It should be fun."  

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